I have decided (after a grand total of 3.5 hours of fitful sleep) that I could get SO much more accomplished if I had a league of minions to boss around. Think about it...I could just assign all the mundane tasks (that pretty much devour my day) to them and it would give me all the time I need to do the important stuff. You know, like SLEEP!
Damn, I am going to have the worst freakin' bags under my eyes tomorrow. Guess I'll have to hold off on my new Facebook photo shoot. And I was really perfecting the "pout-while-holding-the-camera-slightly-above-me-while-simultaneously-smashing-my-boobs-together-and-pretending-I'm-not-taking-my-own-picture" look. I really had that one nailed.
Insomnia is a big piece of shit and I want to punch it right in the gullet.
cheers!
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